Mercy Flush

Flushing a particularaly bad-smelling turd down the toilet in the stall of a public bathroom while you are still crapping so other people will not smell it. This can be repeated as many times as necessary.

Person in right stall: *Poops*

Person in left stall: "Oh God! That's Horrible! How about a
Mercy Flush?"

Person in right stall: *Flushes*

Person in left stall: "Thanks."

Person in right stall: "Welcome" *Continues Pooping*

by VegitarianZombie July 23, 2009

Mercy

Mercy

Mercy is a rare gem

by Desire 2016 February 6, 2020

Mercy Grope

When you allow someone nice to get a little handsy because you feel sorry for them and their limited groping opportunities.

Henry is such a nice guy and I feel bad that he doesn't get any action. I permitted the hello hug to evolve into a light Mercy Grope last night just to throw the guy a bone.

by Jezebel Vandersnatch & Brett September 13, 2009

mercy hump

pity sex

Because she felt bad for him, Maya gave George mercy hump.

by CurveBoy8310 July 18, 2009

mercy jump

when one person offers to make fuck with another because the first person hasn't gotten any in a really long time; results from "feeling bad" about the other person not getting any

"I'm in the mood to give you a mercy jump. Time to break you out of that slump!"

by Eric Loy April 13, 2004

Mercy Buckets

An extremely anglicized version of "Merci Beaucoup", which means "Thank you so much". Usually used by French students and Frenchies to confuse their English counterparts. A word used often in Franglais.

Girl 1: Hey, donne-moi your devoirs, I need to copier.
Girl 2: Sure! Here you go.
Girl 1: Mercy buckets.

by lenamarie November 10, 2008

Mercy

A really weird person who probably listens to katy perry and dances in the shower while eating a piece of cake.

Damn that bitch is weird her name must be mercy

by Danny DeVito's Eyelash November 5, 2022