mersh

commercial marijuana, not of the highest quality, usually containing seeds and stems

is that nug or mersh?

by bell September 4, 2003

mershitties

Unreliable, low quality, overpriced automobiles made by German car company Mercedes Benz.

"You get what you pay for, but not for a mershitties!"

by kuruma123456789 October 18, 2008

Mersh

A parasite that leaches off people and calls them friends. Usually lives in their houses rent free. Normally a man with a weak torso, glasses and patchy beard. A guy that makes lame jokes, pretends to be funny but contributes nothing to a community.

Royce: 'My wife hates him but Mike is my best friend!'
Thomas: 'Don't get fooled by that guy Mersh, he thinks everyone is a Sperg he can abuse.'

by Porsalin August 19, 2019

Two Flush Megashit

A bowel movement so mighty and triumphant that it requires a second flush. Constantly occurring in places such as Golden Corral or shit thrones of true men.

Just dropped a two flush megashit, it nearly tore my asshole asunder.

by Yogurt slingin March 17, 2013

Megashark

The most badass predator of all time, nemesis to the giant octopus.

Oh, Shit! Megashark!!!

by the one true urdler November 24, 2009

Megashower

A term used when a person takes a shower and achieves a climactic orgasm in the process. You can bet on the fact that a shower lasting over 15 minutes is a Megashower.

sorry man. I had the greatest Megashower of my life

by Harry hermione December 3, 2010

merkshow

to completey annihilate or obliterate on many different levels

that new jay z track is an absolute merkshow

by straight springs March 28, 2011