A random men:¨ eww You disgusting you a pedophile ¨.
Pedophile: ¨ You being Maphobic¨.
A random man: What is Maphobic.
pedophile: ¨Someone with Maphobia has fear or dislike in pedophiles¨.
Human: "Ew, a pedophile! Burn it!"
Pedophile: "Hey, stop being maphobic!"
Human: "You think this is maphobic? I'll show you "maphobia", you fucking nonce."