metabolism

The rate at which food is digested.

I have a fast metabolism, so I don't get fat when I eat 16 kajillion tons of food everyday.

by SykoSniper June 14, 2004

metaboliscious

Any hot chick who eats & drinks anything she wants yet maintains a very attractive figure...

"I don't know how she does it, but Laura eats like a pig and drinks like a fish yet she still has that smoking hot body - she's really metaboliscious..."

by psyCohn December 17, 2009

Metabojism

The metabolic ability of a female (or raging tail gunner) to process nature's yoghurt i.e. a teaspoon of sperm cider

Beatrice: 'Jessica, darling you look absolutely divine- you must tell me your diet secret'
Jessica: 'Well Beatrice, I guess I was just thankfully born with a stupendous metabojism as I manage to stay wafer-thin despite smoking more Poles than Hitler did in all of Word War II'

by Anonymous submissions July 23, 2018

metabolism

A word that fat people do not understand. They use it as a scape goat for their fat asses instead of admitting to their own laziness.

"It's hard for me to lose weight. I have a slow metabolism."

by Koondogg Saints July 13, 2004

slow metabolism

when everything u eat gains u weight

“why are you so chunky?”

“because i have a slow metabolism”

by miss-chunky July 19, 2021

methtabolism

A portmanteau made from the words Methamphetamine and Metabolism.

Metabolism fueled by Methamphetamine use.

"Dude, that chick is skinny." "Yeah, its because of her high methtabolism."

by Leo Danielson February 28, 2008

mutabolism

A person with a mutant-like metabolism who can eat all they want and not gain weight.

"Angela eats like a pig, but thanks to her mutabolism, she never gains an ounce."

by romel adam February 6, 2008