Mendo

The very fine varietal marijuana grown in Mendocino County, California.

"Man, smokin' that Mendo last night got me so high I almost had sex with a tree."

by CoyoteGrrl August 31, 2006

Mendocino Snail Trail

When you drag your sweaty ballsack across someone's forehead, causing a trail of sweat across their face.

"Dude you should tea bag that guy he's really pissing me off"

"Naw, I'll just give him a mendocino snail trail, my nuts were getting hot anyway."

by Mike (Chunky the monkey) January 14, 2009

mendoucheous

A word-intra-syllable-insertion (tmesis) of the word "douche" into the word "mendacious". Recently coined by blog commentators, especially on the far right.

That Obamatard certainly is a mendoucheous asshat.

by Anglave February 28, 2009

mendokuse

troublesome, bothersome (in context: screw it, aw man); derived from mendokusai.

You're so mendokuse Ino.

by envygreedandlust September 23, 2006

Vicky Mendoza Diagonal

The Vicky Mendoza diagonal is a specific kind of line on the "Hot/Crazy Scale". The Diagonal runs straight from the bottom left corner to the top right, signifying that the woman in question is crazy, but her hotness balances this out.
The Hotter she is the more crazy she is allowed to be.
Also see "Shelly Galesby zone" in which a girl is crazier than she is hot.

Guy1: that girls pretty frickin' crazy.
Guy2: Yeah but shes also hot. definitely on the vicky mendoza diagonal.

by Le Esquire May 28, 2009

Mendonesian

A resident of Mendocino county, Ca

Yes, officer, I'm a mendonesian, let me just open my trunk...

by sircasey February 14, 2009

mendota

trashy town full of hoes etc...

mendota is full of hoes

by mendota basically February 5, 2017