bitches of menards

99.9 percent of Menards female employees and customers fall into this group. Can be defined as a fat bitch who puts her nose where it doesn't fucking belong, and in any other place would be told to get back to the kitchen where they belong

God damn have you seen the bitches of Menards

Yeah they should get back to the kitchen where the fucking belong

by FuckMenardsThatFuckingStoreCan October 4, 2020

Menards

A man's lower extremity. Created in the 1980's by radio announcer Denny Schaffer to refer to the area where a man might be hit during an accident or altercation. (derived from the same name of a midwestern hardware store)

"The woman kicked Tommy right in the Menards."

by Crystal Lake, Producer of Denny Radio July 7, 2006

Menards

Enormous breasts, the owner of which is reputed to have achieved career and/or scholastic success by her buxomness and prurience rather than by her intellect or ability.

Kim had a long-standing and well-substantiated reputation among her co-workers for having used her sweaters to attain her position at the company; her luscious, perky menards coupled with her cherubic visage were her greatest (and some might say her only) assets.

by [e-mail] September 30, 2003

Menards

My testicles

He kicked me in menards.

by Hlalakar May 14, 2020

Menards

A midwestern home improvement store that is better than Home Depot or Lowe's. They have a big selection of lighting and especially ceiling fans. Menards also carries pet supplies as well! Menards is also known for their 11% rebate you can mail in and get a cashier's check good towards future purchases there.

I'm heading to Menards to pick up dog food and cleaning supplies.

by kagome122885 September 8, 2022

Saturos and Menardi

The two main antagonists in the game Golden Sun. Their goal in the game is to light all of the elemental lighthouses using the elemental stars, and release the power of alchemy upon the world of weyard. *spoilers* But eventualy, atop the venus lighthouse, they are stopped by Isaac and friends. After being bested by Isaac and friends, saturos throws the venus star into the lighthouse beacon, and it lights the lighthouse. Then, they pool their energy together and transform into the fusion dragon. Again, they are bested by Isaac and friends, and they both die. In the second game, saturos and menardi are considered protagonists because the main protagonist of the game, Felix, continues to light the remaining lighthouses.

Saturos and Menardi are the coolest video game villans ever.

by laughingskull August 30, 2009