menage a trois

something that should happen when a dude is in bed with two intoxicated girls but often doesnt when that dude doesnt try anything

My boy was bragging about how two girls slept in his bed, but he is too much of a skirt to have a menage a trois. They should have just baked everyone else in the house breakfast instead of sleeping next to each other.

by smitdawgthedawgpoundandthefabulousgrammatiks November 28, 2004

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menage a trois

Threesome in the smartass language. It reads; "menaja triu". What the fuck.

I feel like having a menage a trois. With you, of course.

by imjusttiredthatsall December 27, 2016

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menage a trois

Okay get this, menageries only count when its 2 girls and one guy, or in extreme terms 3 girls just lickin eachother up while you and the company of two other females watch. you get the picture.

"In a menagerie, i was hittin paula from the back while janet was under neath askin "is it good" and paula says "oh, its real good'-yeah, yes-fuck my ass baby" and im just-a tootin my own horn thinkin-"like hell im sharin this with another guy".

by D February 13, 2004

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drunken menage a trois

a phrase used to describe sexual intercourse with someone, counting the immense amounts of alcohol you've consumed as a third party.

"Hey man I didn't see you after the party last night. Where'd you go?"

"Oh man...me, some chick and Jack Daniels had a drunken menage a trois."

"How was it?"

"From what I remember it was decent, but JD took over after a while...I didn't get to see much action."

by katienedsfilthyfilms June 17, 2010

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