molesterbate

The art of molesting someone (or thing) by masturbating on and or for them.

After we arrived at my apartment from a decent meal at cheddars, Dale proceeded to pin me down on all fours and molesterbate on my genitalia.

by MarshN December 29, 2011

molesterbate

To give someone a handjob/ to finger them. anything one can do to themselves, done by another person, with a sexual intent

Ria molesterbated Tj when he took his pants off

Tj molesterbated that hot girl in the movie theatre

by Ria March 12, 2005

molesterbate

1: To touch yourself in an unwanted sexual manner.

2: To molest someone while touching yourself in a sexual manner.

1: "Don't molesterbate Alex!" "You think I want to do this Tom?!?!"

2: "The old man behind Wal-Mart knocked me out and I woke up to him whacking off while touching me... He really does love to molesterbate..."

by longduckdong August 5, 2014

meisterbate

The act of one Lawree Kane jerkin' it for Paul Werkmeister.

Rick meisterbates every day.

by tessa March 28, 2003

Memesturbation

/mēmstərˌbāt/
Noun.
To masturbate while vigorously engulfing the memes, or sexually arousal toward memes using one's own genitalia.

Phillip had a memesturbation session when he was confronted with a meme he quite enjoyed.

by frankilunes November 14, 2016

meesturbate

The act of self-love that occurs after catching a glimpse of Leighton Meester on TV.

I JUST SAW LEIGHTON MEESTER ON GOSSIP GIRL. BRB WHILE I GO MEESTURBATE.

by Not AdamL October 28, 2008

methsterbater

A meth user that jacks off constantly while high.

Nobody wants to touch a methsterbater's phone because you know where those hands have been.

by jonnycripp420 November 25, 2025