minecraft

a game where you can troll your friends and scream into your mic until your mother disowns you and takes you back to the adoption center.

"wanna play minecraft?"
"no last time you made me break up with my mincecraft girlfriend."

by nimimi December 17, 2018

minecraft girlfriend

Probably your uncle.

Do you have a minecraft girlfriend

I did before I realised its my uncle.

by Mark the reddit virgin April 3, 2020

Minecraft

What is this 'Physics' you speak of, is it magic?

Person 1: How is that castle being help up by a 20 foot tall stick?
Person 2: Minecraft
Person 1: But it's not physically possible!
Person 2: What is this 'Physics' you speak of, is it magic?
Person 1: It's the governing law o-
Person 2: MINECRAFT!(Bitch slaps person 1)

by SibunaS August 26, 2012

christian minecraft server

A place where I would really appreciate if you don't swear, Okay?

That bad boi did a swear about his pepe in my Christian Minecraft Server, and it made me cry.

by Knowredge December 5, 2017

Minecraft awesome parodys

A kid who sings minecraft parodys ironically and has been in many youtubers videos.

Person 1: who is minecraft awesome parodys?
Person 2: MIIIIINE DIAAAAAAMOOOOOONDS
Person 1: play that noteblock nicely

by Gizrik May 19, 2017

The Oldest Anarchy Server In Minecraft

Please shut up for once FitMC

FitMC: "The Oldest Anarchy Server In Minecraft"
FitMC: "The Oldest Anarchy Server, 2b2t"
FitMC: "On 2b2t, The Oldest Anarchy Server In Minecraft"
FitMC: "But For A Brief Time On The Oldest Anarchy Server In Minecraft, Piston Airships were considered cutting edge flight technology"

by Ps4 Name: Barce4life88 March 24, 2020

national minecraft day

National Minecraft Day is April 22, it’s a day where we celebrate arguably the best game of all time.

Me: “It’s National Minecraft Day”
My Girlfriend:
My Friends: “Great! Let’s get some diamonds!”

by CreeperAwwMan April 20, 2019