Short Dick Memory Loss

One who can not retain information due to a lack of a properly sized penis.

Lore- It's said that these people think with their second head because their actual head is smoother than a bald man's head fresh out of a wax job.

A person diagnosed with SDML is known to forget information attained in the last 10 minutes. The time in which someone loses information often varies depending on how small the penis is. People with smaller penises usually ranging from just tip to 2 inches have shown that they forget way more frequently and will have to ask you to repeat what you said numerous times.

SIDE EFFECTS- No Bitches and possibly no friends
EARLY SIGNS- You can catch early signs of SDML when you measure your penis and it's smaller than 4 inches.
TREATMENTS- None (sorry to break it to ya, hope you got mone cause you ain't pulling shit)

Person 1: Tims's annoying asf, bro keeps saying what.

Person 2: Give him a break, he has Short Dick Memory Loss.

by TheRealZeusypoo March 28, 2022

Shawtys like a melody

In my head

That I can’t keep out got me singing like

Shawtys like a melody

by Harvard’s Dictionary June 11, 2020

Core memory

A “core memory” is a reference from the Pixar film Inside Out. Core memories are created when a person experiences a certain event that defines one of their behavioral traits. They’re stored inside the brain, in glowing orbs.

“But the really important ones are here. I don't want to get too technical, but these are called Core Memories. Each one came from a super important moment in Riley's life, like when she first scored a goal. That was so amazing! And each core memory powers a different aspect of Riley's personality. Like Hockey Island.”
―Joy, opening narration

by Rook Castle August 28, 2021

Melody Pond

Fictional character played by Alex Kingston in the Doctor Who series, produced by BBC. Also known as River Song, because the only water in the forest is the river.

Friend: Who's your favorite Doctor Who character?
Me: Captain Jack Harkness, what about you?
Friend: Melody Pond.
Me: Good choice...

by WhovianMadness March 17, 2013

Projekt Melody

A Virtual Cam girl, once just binary, now corrupted by a porn virus. Her name is Melody, and she streams on twitch, chaturbate, and have a YouTube channel.

Person 1: Oh, have you seen Projekt Melody?

Person 2: Yes, she’s so cute! I want to cuddle her.. If only I could.

by Kawaiidesukitten February 11, 2020

core memory

something pure, that you will remember till the end of your days<3 when you think of it you get a special kind of happiness. They er often made accidental and that's what makes it so beautiful.

you know when we danced in the rain, that's a core memory

by trouvaille<3 March 19, 2022

Melody

A beautiful woman inside and out. Usually has an extreme love for animals, the city and is typically a dark haired ivory skinned beauty. A gorgeous smile and the cutest laugh ever. She is intelligent and hot beyond measure. Someone you cherish forever. If you know a melody, don’t ever pass up the opportunity to date her. If you do, you’re a fucking dumbass who needs psychiatric intervention.

Person 1: bro melody asked me out, I just said no because I don’t like her lol
Person 2: haha you are fucking stupid she is a goddamn rarity.

by craigtwalsher September 24, 2020