melk

better drink than "milk"

call the cool kids say melk instead of milk
example:
TAYLOR-i like melk with my cerial
BEN-ur an asshole

by tayler cladnEy April 07, 2004

melks

a noun which means someone who is very chill all the time but will explode when necessary. somone who is willing to drive you anywhere as long as he can get something out of it in the long run. a melks can also get very angry if he does not get invited to go out with everyone for a cheesesteak.

He was being a melks when he wouldnt give us a ride because it had no benifit for him.

by Gingerbread Man June 07, 2006

melk

how idiots pronounce the word "milk"

"MELK!!"

"He needs some melk...."

by mandarinmanbun March 18, 2021

melk

a white substance usually from cows, sometiems Goats, or women with big floppy tits.

I poured myself a big glass of warm cruchy melk for breakfast.

by Melk Lover March 25, 2003

melk

retarded version of milk

Can I has melk pls?

by make money get bitches March 29, 2015

melks

a group of five girls who are all snakes. they all go jogging every morning as a group and annoy the shit outta everyone else.

did you see what the melks posted yesterday!?

yeah it was supper weird!

by bahahsxbkefnd August 29, 2019

melk

noun. acronym for semen.
verb. to spunk.

omg guys, jon just melked all over the toilet! he better clean up!

by 12334540qwghjspoi November 21, 2010