Tiny Meat Gang

A group consisting of a racially ambiguous fortnite gamer, Noel Miller, and his elderly grandfather, Cody Ko, has a podcast where they try to convince the audience that they have small dicks even though everybody knows they are packin’ heat because they got penis fillers.

Person A: “Woah, did you see the last episode of the Tiny Meat Gang podcast?”

Person B: “No, not yet, so don’t fuggin spoil it by telling me if it’s last week’s episode or not.”

by igotatext February 16, 2019

Meat Pattie

A butchers wife.

"How did the butcher introduce his wife?" "Meat Pattie."

by manicbubble February 10, 2015

Meat Toboggan

Gripping a mans entrails like the reins of Santa's sleigh, streaking through the fresh morning snow on a trail of bile and gore, as his eyes beg the same question as the horrified children in his wake. "Why?"

I took your girl on a ride in my meat toboggan.

by Djmym October 9, 2015

Megathon

A challenging series of workouts led by Beachbody super trainer Megan Davies that consists of 2 live streaming workouts a day; spanning 3-4 days in a row.
These workouts occur once a month on the Beachbody on Demand Interactive workout platform and are designed to increase strength, improve cardio and endurance and burn fat.

Man, I still can’t walk up the stairs after doing the Megathon last week!

by EDGE-ucatedGuess June 6, 2022

meat burn

When a nasty Westlake whore in Texas gives you a sexually transmitted disease.

I got meat burn from that Westlake whore Amber!

by Pissed Schlong December 30, 2016

Hairy meat patties

Hairy meat patties are collage sorority girls with hairy wore out vaginas. They may have been stuffed with shampoo bottles. Or possibly a large scholng or fist.

Damn Sean Nicole has hairy meat patties bigger than Kristys.

by All girls know Long Pole Joe February 8, 2022

Meat man

Dean Winchester

Sam: that’s real bacon
Dean: you bet it is (points to himself) meat man

by MishamigoRS November 9, 2019