megarection

the maximum size your penis can be at any given moment. rock hard (happens rarely)

when you are extremely horny and aroused

"dude last i had the biggest boner, it was a megarection!"

by johnchulo August 6, 2009

ray meared

when one tell another how to do something they are already capleable of doing. and one insists that what he is saying is right and the other person is wrong even though the other person knows more than one. this would be ray mearing him. ray meared

in one of the series ray insists that the PROFESSIONAL bowmaker is using the wrong wood to make a bow with even though he is a proffesional bow maker has been making bows for the whole of his life. he also tryes to tell the tribal outbakers of australia how to light a fire... even though they have to make one everyday he still insists that they are doing it wrong. an example of this at home would be when your friend trys to tell you something and you think the opposite.. he insists that he is right but it turns out that he is wrong... he would have just been ray meared. ray meared.

by bob billy bob September 8, 2007

megaretardazoid

When nine or more retards combine to make an ultra retard who has the ability to do some basic math and crush small city blocks

Person one: whats makeing those crashing sounds?

Person two:hmm sounds like the megaretardazoid is comeing... better head for the hills.

by Knee-Grow10 April 25, 2007

Megaretard

The ultimate retard that lacks any common sense whatsoever.

Holy shit he just ate out of the trash, he’s a fuckin Megaretard

by JustAnotherEdgyRetard February 3, 2019

Megarexia

When one is overcome with a desire to be exceptionally muscular. Often results in long disappearances to the gym, excessive protein intake, large grunting noises, lots of standing in front of the mirror.

A:Yo bro-bot, I am going to the gym.
B:Again! Yesterday you went for like 5 hours. Maybe you're megarexic.
A: Megarexia would be good for my biceps. ::flexes::

A:Where did you go?
B: I ate a steak... I gotta go look at how huge my muscles are getting, excuse me.
A: Dude, you have megarexia!

by M*FRESH Jr. May 27, 2010

MegaRelease

1) The most kickass release site for television and movies on the net.

2) The action of releasing an orgasm after many, many days without masturbation.

While downloading the latest Miley Cyrus DVD illegally, on the site MegaRelease, Mr. McGee became extremely horny so he grabbed his wife and mega-released all over her face.

by Not Katz March 29, 2010

Mega Red

When a woman on her menstrual cycle allows another individual to use his or her mouth as a strong vacuum to suck out as much blood from her lady parts as possible and spits it back into her mouth (preferably done in a drastic fountain-like exchange).

I was performing cunnilingus the other day when i had the brilliant idea to suck really hard and spit blood back into my girlfriends face. She opened her mouth at the right moment and thus the Mega Red was born.

by Sea Panther December 3, 2011