Midcalfs

The nice way of calling someone a douchebag, when they wear high top nikes, nike midcalfs, any kind of pinny, sunglasses, and a snapback.

Yep we are here, home of the midcalfs,

you mean suburban new jersey?

Yeah.

by antimidcalf July 17, 2011

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Thomas metcalfe

A dumb ass dude going by the name Thomas metcalfe will have an unusual under average cock, and if they say it big everyone knows their lying becuase its the size of an AA.battery...

ha ha hes a thomas metcalfe.

by Metalcalfe March 19, 2019

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jesse metcalfe

one of the hottest guys on tv, has been seen on desperate housewives but hes going to have his own tv show soon *aparently*

jesse metcalfe needs to take his top off more often

by hot smokin babe March 25, 2006

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DK Metcalf

A big strong wide receiver who needs more targets
Fucking stud for the Seahawks

Future goat

Boy 1: hey did you see that big dude walking by
Boy 2: looked like a fucking DK Metcalf

by Yb better 384kt April 10, 2023

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Metcalfed

To be charmed and tricked into buying goods you really don't want off a dodgey yet charming charactor, then to find out that the items you bought are cheaper to buy in shops.

Jack - I'm just going to see Wayne, i owe him some money. I won't be a minute dude.

Ken - OK mate, i'll wait here for you.

(10 minutes later)

Ken - What the fuck is all that shit?

Jack - It's an i-pod shuffle, a jumper, some sandals, a watch & a DVD player.

Ken - Sweet mate does he have more i-pods?

Jack - Fuck yeah, he has thousands in his spare room.

Ken - I'm gettin one.

(2 days later)

Ken - Dude them i-pods we bought are £5 cheaper in Argos you know?

Jack - Fuck! We have been well and truely Metcalfed !

by Del Boy Victim January 12, 2009

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