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meatstick

A word to describe someone who does something that is completely out of place and it makes them look exceptionally dumb in the process.*The 'meatstick's' friends might say it to said 'meatstick' to describe his or her behaviour afterwards.
Guy1: I can't believe I spilled my drink on that girl and she freaked out in front of everyone.

Guy2: Ya man, you looked like a fuckin' meatstick.
by Dizzy15 September 22, 2012
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meatstick

My boyfriends nickname because he has a large penis.
Come here meatstick!
by The Crackette July 24, 2003
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Meatstick

A better way to say dick without getting in trouble
Eat a meatstick faggot
by Elijah the meatstick man August 7, 2019
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Meatstick

A god at Vr
He is as good as meatstick
by Optical0.0 March 20, 2022
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Meatstick Meringue

Yet another slang term for gizz, sperm, semen, splooge
The pornstar shot a load of meatstick meringue on the porn starlet's tanned butt cheek
by sarasplayroom.com November 15, 2009
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Meatstick Marinade

When a Male is done having sex with a Female partner, he avoids washing his dick for a long period of time. During which time he masturbates, marinating his cock with the juices from the vagina.
This chick I fucked last week was so hot, I marinaded my meatstick so I would not lose her sent.

Mike made a Meatstick Marinade after fucking a hot chick. He knew it would be some time before he would get laid again.
by Marinade Man March 1, 2010
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Meatstick Symphony

When you touch your downstairs compartment in a rythm
David: I beat my meat to porn for 5 minutes.
Jacob: Oh, please! That's nothing! I once did a meatstick symphony to hot anime hoes for 20 minutes 'til I passed out!
by Lmao27 July 17, 2025
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