meatstick 

A word to describe someone who does something that is completely out of place and it makes them look exceptionally dumb in the process.*The 'meatstick's' friends might say it to said 'meatstick' to describe his or her behaviour afterwards.

Guy1: I can't believe I spilled my drink on that girl and she freaked out in front of everyone.

Guy2: Ya man, you looked like a fuckin' meatstick.

meatstick by Dizzy15 September 22, 2012

meatstick 

My boyfriends nickname because he has a large penis.

Come here meatstick!

meatstick by The Crackette July 24, 2003

Meatstick 

A better way to say dick without getting in trouble

Eat a meatstick faggot

Meatstick by Elijah the meatstick man August 7, 2019

Meatstick 

A god at Vr

He is as good as meatstick

Meatstick by Optical0.0 March 20, 2022

Meatstick Meringue 

Yet another slang term for gizz, sperm, semen, splooge

The pornstar shot a load of meatstick meringue on the porn starlet's tanned butt cheek

Meatstick Meringue by sarasplayroom.com November 15, 2009

Meatstick Marinade 

When a Male is done having sex with a Female partner, he avoids washing his dick for a long period of time. During which time he masturbates, marinating his cock with the juices from the vagina.

This chick I fucked last week was so hot, I marinaded my meatstick so I would not lose her sent.

Mike made a Meatstick Marinade after fucking a hot chick. He knew it would be some time before he would get laid again.

Meatstick Marinade by Marinade Man March 1, 2010

Meatstick Symphony

When you touch your downstairs compartment in a rythm

David: I beat my meat to porn for 5 minutes.
Jacob: Oh, please! That's nothing! I once did a meatstick symphony to hot anime hoes for 20 minutes 'til I passed out!

Meatstick Symphony by Lmao27 July 17, 2025