Viking Meatman

A Cool Dude that gets his vikingness form Swedish ancestry and his meatiness from Irish ancestry, making him the Ultimate Halo Tea Bagger. Also Not Poor and Stupid Enough to be a NASCAR driver, but Red Neck enough to watch every single race on Tv, has an uncontrollably addiction for Hot Tamales and dark meat.

Viking Meatman... A.K.A as DanBaggings, Mr 5 Dollar Ft long.

Do you want to play with the Viking Meatman??

by Mutaro 7 December 12, 2010

Meatman

The meatman is the man behind all of society, he has been sticking his hands in our governments since we first formed states. The meatman is now controlling the united states and is the one behind the great divide and all of its issues. It is all lies, you cannot trust the facts, they are brainwashing you.

Nick: "I have stopped using social media because the meatman tracks your every decision.

by Zexaveau January 21, 2020

meatmail

When a man emails a picture of his meat & potatoes to an unsuspecting victim.

Paul was bored at work so he sent Carley a Meatmail.

by TheK May 9, 2014

mad as a meataxe

Adj. Exhibiting a high degree of lunacy. Can be associated with homicidal tendencies.

He said he'd been taken up in a spaceship and fucked in the arse by aliens. They'd left a chip up there. Now he's just sitting there, rocking and laughing. He's as mad as a meataxe.

by AdamR January 11, 2008

meatmas

Meatmas is a event that takes place on December 25th,
In this event they usually add many guns to the game known as Hotdogs Horseshoes and Hand Grenades

Guy 1: "Yo dude its meatmas."
Guy 2: "Oh, I wonder what meatmas guns we will get!"

by ComradeRadio December 25, 2020

Meatmaster

Someone who dedicated their life to penis

Damn, that boy Jonathan sure is a meatmaster. He handled the whole football team with ease.

by Oxford Dictionary gen 2 May 26, 2022

meatmarket

a place where you buy meat

hey i went to the meatmarket the other day, they got fresh veal

by Ken Jae March 12, 2005