meating

A sexual assignation in the parlance of predatory males.

Have I fucked Heather yet? Are you kidding? I had her in for several meatings last week alone.

by Mo Dixley December 29, 2004

meat

1) Muscle used for food.
2) A phallus.

1) That meat sure looks appetizing!
2) That meat sure looks appetizing!

by Tommy Wommy Womsters May 27, 2003

meat

1) The male sex organ
2) A substitution for any other noun verb or adjective

1)Who wants to see my meat?
2)Hey you little meat you just meated all over my meat!

by Trey February 29, 2004

Will’s Meat

This 1cm. long monster scares every woman that comes across it’s path.

Melody ran from Will’s Meat due to its massive size.

by Squints loves daddy May 7, 2018

meat

A man's penis.

When in heat, beat your meat.

by Noxis December 2, 2003

meating

The glorious consumption of meat as a social event. Success is measured in number of animals required to fill the stomachs of participants.

"yo I want some tuna"
"fuck that jon, we're having a meating tonight"

by orangefizzlebiz January 21, 2009

meatness

<noun>

The very essential quality of animal's foodmeat, derived from it's genetic stock and quality of feed and care throughout the animal stock's life.

Example:
<ThorrDK-> that Costco rotisserie chicken bird is really subpar

<@Thundrblt> I like it, but it's a bit too salty
<ThorrDK-> it's the meat.. texture
<ThorrDK-> it's very 'meatness' is subpar... let's say
<ThorrDK-> you can only mask it's subparness with spices and salt

by Cohen212 January 8, 2022