mashooganuts

A special type of nut that sprouts from unusually large male genitalia. Looks especially marvelous when cradled in a loose and baggy pair of sweat pants

"I can actually see his mashooganuts from a mile away"

by Samponanna April 16, 2009

meatshot

a very close scattergun shot 8)

Wow! look at that guy right there, let me get my shotgun and meatshot him.

by carnagejohnson October 21, 2008

Toledo Meathook

The process of using the thumb and pointer finger in a "C" to simultaneously stimulate a chick in the vagina and rectum.

Man...that girl Regan is wild in bed so I had to Toledo Meathook that bitch so she wouldn't tear up my room.

by Big Ray Ray from Da South November 28, 2011

dog in the meathouse

When a woman's garment -usually panties, shorts or pants - is caught between her ass cheeks it is known as 'dog in the meathouse'

Check out the woman in line....dog in the meathouse!

by Drygulcher January 9, 2015

Meathooked

The act of pulling a female into a boat/raft or over an obstacle by inserting your fingers into her vagina and butthole, like a bowling ball, and lifting her over said obstacle.

Holy shit Jake, that redneck just meathooked that chick into his raft!

by Jdubya2 August 10, 2014

meathole mangler

The ultimate vagina destroyer. To bore a women's vagina out until you leave it in to a gaping hole. To pummel the meat curtains.

He said his name was ERIC B , but after having sex with the meathole mangler I felt as if I just gave birth to triplets.

by Meatholemangler June 2, 2017

Chocolate Meathole

The gaping void or "bore-hole" left in a rectum following the withdrawal of a penis or implement after rigorous and sustained intercourse.
cf meathole

"...as he cheerfully lapped the foetid felch from her freshly excavated chocolate meathole he felt an unexpected ..."

by violinclination January 18, 2009