Meff 

An inner city pronunciation or slang, if you will, predominantly used by black people and or toofless individuals to describe the drug Methamphetamine commonly known as Meth

"That nigga did my hair did but he was did too much meff so it looks shitty." - Don King

"You wanna buy some meff?" - Sturgis Biker Tweaker

Meff by Mr. Douchébag December 16, 2007

meff 

an acronym with derogatory meaning, describing a large female from the North East of england.
Massive Enormous Fat F***er

Have you seen the meff he is married to?

That meff squashed my sandwich!

meff by cabbageclaude May 8, 2009

meff 

stoopid, simple-minded, foolish from the latin meffist

"chloe and imogen are complete meffs not like phil."

meff by phil January 15, 2004

Meff 

a goddess

Person 1: Hey where's Zeus?
Person 2: With Meff, the goddess.

Meff by Ashleigh Holmes January 19, 2003

meff 

A womans genitals
A scabby whore

Sarah had a dirty meff

meff by Sessel May 9, 2006

Meff 

A dirty ginger violation from the depths of stone square.

Look at that staunch meff playing the banjo.

Meff by Bwen Afthashire July 21, 2003

Meff 

Jack lomas

Look there’s jack lomas he’s a right meff!

Or

He looks like a jack lomas ( a meff)

Meff by Cleggmatee October 11, 2022