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McPounder 

When you are having sex in the McDonald's playground. You only have a 1% chance of getting caught, as most employees don't fuck around in the play area.
Molly: Hey, wanna go "play" in the play pen?
John: I wouldn't do that with her, Billy. I heard she's a real hoe.
Billy: Bullshit, John, she's MY hoe! I'm gonna give her a BIG OL' McPounder in the playground tunnels!
McPounder by RedRabbit1987 February 19, 2019
There's plenty McPoon here in Edinburgh.
McPoon by Dirty Daz-D June 28, 2006

Ranch McPounder

When 2 people engage in anal sex, but before doing so, the giver grabs a bottle of ranch and pours it into the receiver's anus. After pouring it in, the giver pounds his penis in the receiver's anus thus creating the Ranch McPounder.
I invited Judy over this weekend and surprised her with a Ranch McPounder!
Ranch McPounder by slimtim December 15, 2007

mccornflake1 

a person that licks nigger dick and loves to talk long walks on the beach with his pet dog. these people usually have anger problems and suck a xbox love alone with life. mccornflake1's will usually mooch their way into anything and will end up dying a virgin. they get beat up by naked 4th graders that wear only pink socks on their genatalia.
that kid is an mccornflake1
mccornflake1 by phureus May 25, 2009
When U cannot contain ur McPP in your McPants. This makes you, Mchorny
Wow, I’m so McHorny. I could crack a McChicken in the McStall with my McPP
mchorny by Sovietswandle January 25, 2023

moporning 

Something you say to a colleague before work when you know they will be watching other employees getting screwed over by their organization as soon as they commence their job for the day.
Good moporning fellow employee
I had an enjoyable moporning with a friend
moporning by SteakNYN October 19, 2023