mcmuff

A good lookin blonde trophy wife. Derivation from John McCain.

Dude's got himself a mcmuff.
Man, just give me a weekend with a mcmuff like that.

by snappy's February 5, 2008

mcmuffin

Noun. Generic last name for someone (male or female) who is all fluff and no real substance. Does not live up to expectations or promises. Like a real mickey D's Mcmuffin… looks good, seems good, and maybe even smells good but nothing "good" is there in reality. All fluff and no substance.

Can also be used as an adjective i.e. "mcmuffined"

Yup, Corey Mcmuffin didn't show up again even though he told us all last week he would.

Man that chick is a real mcmuffin, never gets back to me even tough she said she would

by disgruntledfm November 18, 2015

Slap your McMuffin

A straight to the point pickup line in which you imply that you are going to beat one's vagina.

Person 1: I'm going to slap your McMuffin!
Person 2: Hell, you could eat my McMuffin.
Person 1: Ummmm.... A'ight.
Person 2: Tonight. My apartment. 10 o' clock.
Person 1: Sweet.

by Unicornxcannibal March 5, 2011

McMuff Diving

The act of performing cunnilingus while eating a savory McDonald's Egg Mcmuffin. The greasy slurry of half chewed egg, ham, and English muffin acts as a natural lubricant and flavor enhancer. A must for any lesbian fast food enthusiast.

I'm so glad I made it on time for McDonald's breakfast. What's a Sunday morning with the the Wall Street Journal and a little Mcmuff diving?

by Dlinkquent June 16, 2009

Egg McMuffin

The superior. The best of its kind, not to be outdone by any other example of a similar thing, but isn't the actual thing by which the example is set.

That was the Egg McMuffin of weed, my man!

by UnevenHaircut January 11, 2012

McMuffin

A word to call a close friend or a loved one.

McMuffin! I'm so happy you're home!

by rach9495 June 14, 2010

mcduffy

Ice Cream of any flavor smudged between 2 rather large size cookies of any flavor or mixtures.

Jimbo looked East as the wind blew gently acrossed his brow, tell him yellow aint the color, "you all sell them ice cream cookies?", "ah yes, Mcduffy's, isle 4"

by Damien Williams September 12, 2008