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The hottest of all hot women. A Mcmuffy is sexually insatiable, and will demand sex up to 10 times a night. A Mcmuffy will typically be into dirty talk, foreplay, and random acts of sexness. Her appetite for sex increases as time goes on, the only way to keep her at bay is to sex her daily nightly and ever so rightly.
I couldn't sexually satisfy that girl, even though I'm awesome in bed and very well endowed" "What did you expect? She's a Mcmuffy!
Mcmuffy by Muffy Mcsexalot April 21, 2011
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Egg mcmuffin 

Best breakfast item on the mcdonalds menu

Contains delicious ham HAMMMMMM and egg with cheese covered by 2 muffin bread slices
Egg mcmuffin by WatcherInc August 26, 2022

Egg mcmuffin 

Best breakfast item on the mcdonalds menu

Contains delicious and egg with cheese covered in 2 muffin bread slices
Egg mcmuffin by WatcherInc August 25, 2022

mcmuffbang

When you put a McDonald's egg mcmuffin inside a double cheeseburger. Created by Jesse Kage of the FnK Podcast in St Petersburg, Florida on October 8th, 2015.
Kage: "Now that McDonalds is serving breakfast all day, I'm going to go in around 12:30 get an egg mcmuffin and put it inside the double cheeseburger and make a mcmuffbang!"
Fisher: "Are you serious? You need to trademark that."
Kage "I just did! Its like a mcgangbang when you combine a mcchicken and a double cheeseburger."
Fisher: "I only wish I could come up with as amazing ideas as you do Kage."
mcmuffbang by warscribe November 28, 2015

McMuffin duffin 

Shoes that are weird versions of the original
Those new Jordan ones are McMuffin duffins

Bitch McMuffin 

1. A slutty girl who is overweight and has a visible muffin top.

2. Girl who sells her body out for food
Dat girl goes to McDonald's and fucks the manager for free meals, what a bitch mcmuffin!
Bitch McMuffin by Tehgiz May 21, 2014

Nigger McMuffin 

A fat black kid who is also a whimp.
That Nigger McMuffin got punk'd the other day.
Nigger McMuffin by niggamac July 14, 2006