most retarded
by staticbrain August 17, 2009
Get the motarded mug.When a person performs his/her job or task with such a high level of motivation it makes them appear retarded. Motivated-Retarded.
Scene: One army platoon has guard shift.
Larry: Hey how are you doing? Are you ok? Do you want to go get some coffee? Do you need anything? Are you cold? Have you seen anything?
Nick: Larry calm down, I'm fine. I don't need anything. Just go back to your post and calm down!
Larry: Ok I was just checking to see if you were alright. Well I'm going to go, I've got 5 other posts to check.
Nick: Ok Larry, do whatever. Just don't have a heart attack. (Larry Leaves) Man that guy is motarded. I swear he takes this job far too serious. He's going to have a heart attack one of these days.
Larry: Hey how are you doing? Are you ok? Do you want to go get some coffee? Do you need anything? Are you cold? Have you seen anything?
Nick: Larry calm down, I'm fine. I don't need anything. Just go back to your post and calm down!
Larry: Ok I was just checking to see if you were alright. Well I'm going to go, I've got 5 other posts to check.
Nick: Ok Larry, do whatever. Just don't have a heart attack. (Larry Leaves) Man that guy is motarded. I swear he takes this job far too serious. He's going to have a heart attack one of these days.
by PICK-your-VAN-KOOP January 22, 2011
Get the Motarded mug.by The Boy October 5, 2004
Get the motarded mug.your so frikin matarded!!!
by stew pididiot December 3, 2007
Get the matarded mug.The inability to efficiently utilize the Washington Metro, mainly due to unfamiliarity with mass transit systems.
Examples of Metarded including riding the travel several stops in the wrong direction, switching trains at the Arlington Cemetery stop, and frequently missing,"doors closing, step back," by 30 seconds or less.
by Mrpresident1776 April 11, 2012
Get the Metarded mug.A person in the military who is so motivated they are a fucking idiot, or retarded. Following rules and regulations to the proverbial "T" while not taking into consideration mission accomplishment or troop welfare.
Also, being so motivated in hope of gaining rank faster in order to be able to tell others what to do without being hit in the face because they had their lunch money stolen in high school. They receive absolutely no respect elseware, therefore they stay in the military out of fear of the real world.
Also, being so motivated in hope of gaining rank faster in order to be able to tell others what to do without being hit in the face because they had their lunch money stolen in high school. They receive absolutely no respect elseware, therefore they stay in the military out of fear of the real world.
by disgruntled guy December 26, 2005
Get the motarded mug.Adjective. The status of being highly intoxicated and saying and doing stupid things, but still being the life of the party.
Larry: Dude I was so messed up last night. I hope I didn't say or do anything I'm gonna regret.
Bradley: Yeah actually you got naked in front of everyone. You were pretty matarded.
Bradley: Yeah actually you got naked in front of everyone. You were pretty matarded.
by D-Money-Maorty September 12, 2011
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