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McGuckin 

This is when your date/girlfriend refuses to give a traditional blow job at the end of the night. Instead, she will only put the tip of your penis in her mouth, and remain motionless, while you masturbate. It's a common end to a mediocre date night, where she likes you enough to help you get off. However, she will only put forth minimal effort. Universally seen as a failed attempt to get a blow job.
Guy 1. "How was your date last night with Lisa? Did she blow you?"
Guy 2. "I thought it went great, but at the end of the night I only ended up getting a McGuckin..."
Guy 1. "Bummer man."
McGuckin by Tur7le December 17, 2013

Ronald McDunkin 

The Demon spawn in result of sexual intercourse between a Frosted Donut from Dunkin Donuts and Ronald McDonald. McDunkin, the leader of 'The Church Of Ronald McDunkinism,' is known to lead churches in areas with preschools and other child-related areas.

McDunkin is known for his yearly harvest, in which whoever defies him is burnt up at the stake, where they are then skinned and used as meat for McDonalds burgers and misc. foods at Dunkin Donuts
RONALD MCDUNKIN BE PRAISED

McChicken after a McDickin 

To order a delivery of McDonals after a good hard railing!
Damn, that was some good workout we had there wanna get a McChicken after a McDickin

McFuckin 

Her dad said we had to be home by midnight so we drove through the park for a quick McFuckin
McFuckin by The Doomsday Machine August 25, 2006

McSuckin 

Eating McDonald's while getting a blowjob.
Dude, I was getting a McSuckin and I got Sichuan sauce in her hair!
McSuckin by Big Bad Dizzle October 13, 2021

steven mcguckin 

An example in a sentence would be i walked into a bar with steven mcguckin
steven mcguckin by Ste guk February 4, 2019