ronald mcblumpkin

getting a blumpkin while eating a big mac. (getting your knob slobbed while pooping and feasting)

bill vint and tommy yayo get ronald mcblumpkins all the time from really hot chicks.

by T. Llello July 27, 2004

FELCHY MCBLUMPKIN

aka b. ROPER

Hey look, there goes felchy givin' a blumpkin again.

by SID November 13, 2003

Chicken McBlumpkin

The fine art of receiving fellatio whilst defecating and consuming a McChicken.

Yesterday when I went to McDonald's and ordered a Chicken McBlumpkin.

by Davey Cockett November 1, 2010

Drunken' Mc Blumpkin

When one is drunk at Mc Donalds and recieves a blumpkin.

Your girlfriend is such a slut she gave me a Drunken' Mc Blumpkin after we were done eating.

by filtonopilis January 13, 2010

McChumpkin

a term used to describe a short, long haired, big muscles guy that has Scottish heritage. Must be less than 5'5", have hair to their shoulders, and regularly work out. McChumpkin's are by nature pretty big chumps.

andrew is such a McChumpkin. did ya see the way he devoured that haggis, and then immediately do 1000 push-ups? ar, bloody hell.

by psyudo-sally March 24, 2009

mcblumkin

Getting a blowjob while taking a shit, eating a Big Mac.

I got a mcblumkin the other night.

by VoyagersDozer May 18, 2017

Mcgumpkin

When you lay flat on your back and your man’s lays on top of you in 69 position, and he put his erect peen in your mouth. Then he sits full force on your forehead. Never removing the erect peen from the mouth. Leaving a swirl mark on your forehead.

I went home after a long day at work but still had enough energy for my mans to give me a Mcgumpkin.

by Acid Kool aid October 19, 2022