Mayo Kracko

To cum in/on one's ass crack

You know that girl Jamie I met at the bar last night? I gave her a good, old-fashioned Mayo Kracko in the bathroom stall!

by cvmsu17 February 28, 2017

Mayadere

In anime, or manga, they are characters who begin the series as an antagonist. A mayadere will fall in love with the main character, but that doesn't mean they will switch sides, and are willing the kill their love interest if they feel betrayed.

An example of this is a specific character in Akame Ga Kill, her name is Esdeath, and you should watch that anime.

Weeb1: "NE NE, Watashi Wa Think That One Waifu From (insert-anime-that-has-{loli}), Is Kawaii..."
Weeb2: "Nani? Omae Wa Gay~desu, Watashi Only Go For Evil Waifus..."
Weeb1: "Anata Wa Mean A Mayadere?"
(TRANSLATION)
Degenerate1: "Hey Hey, I Think That That One (false-2d-girl) Waifu From (insert-anime-that-has-(an-underaged-girl)), Is Cute..."
Degenerate2: "What? You're Gay, I Only Go For Evil (false-2d-girls) Waifus..."
Degenerate1: "Do You Mean A Mayadere?"

by AnonymousUser177013 January 28, 2019

Maydelin

Is a very moody person but can be so nice if she likes you. She is quite but never underestimate her she can be the devil in person.Gets annoyed easily for the smallest thing. She is very private of herself. Isn’t very social with people but will talk to you. She is very flirty and catches feelings easily.She is very pretty and has a very good personality!

Why does Maydelin always look mad??
“Oh no she is a very fun person when you get to know her.”

by Lito May 5, 2019

Is mayonaise an instrument?

This quote was made by the spongebob squarepants character, Patrick star.The quote was made in season 2 episode 15, "Band geeks".

Is mayonaise an instrument?

No patrick mayonaise is not an instrument...

Horse raddish is not an instrument either.

by Cool guy2791 August 25, 2016

Cinco de Mayo

1 : literally, the fifth of May

2a : a holiday celebrated by millions of Mexican nationals in America with notable festivity and drunkenness to commemorate their heritage and pride in the greatness of a country they couldn't wait to leave

2b : a holiday celebrated in Mexico by a small number of Mexicans with overwrought sadness and drunkenness to lament their expulsion from America by the Border Patrol <see also, el día de los muertos>

We wildly waved the la Bandera de México at the East LA Cinco de Mayo festival to protest those nasty gringos who won't defund the Border Patrol so they can afford to increase our welfare checks and medical care.

"Happy Cinco de Mayo! Now go kill some Gringo Bastardos!" Jose Angel Gutierrez

by J. Myars May 5, 2009

mayonags

A misspelled version of the word mayonnaise, also something tyler the creator has eaten one time.

tyler the creator crying and eating mayonags

by ant1dote January 1, 2023

Hakuna Matoddler

It means no babies, for the rest of your days. A pact made between friends to restrain from ever producing offspring.

"Yo, Pumba, how many kids do you want to have?"

"Timon, Hakuna Matoddler! What a wonderful phrase
Hakuna Matoddler! Ain't no passing craze
It means no babies for the rest of your days
It's our problem-free philosophy
Hakuna Matoddler!"

by Ernesto Babyless August 17, 2011