Mattschecking

The act of touching 2 prolapsed anuses together, like a kiss

Josh and Mike were bent over Mattschecking each other.

by Harrymanback November 23, 2013

mittuch

when in the process of sexual intercourse and/or fornication, the male will savagely beat the female savagely while screaming in german. at the end of the copulation, the female will be crippled, if not dead. if she cannot get out of bed for at least a day, she has successfully been mittuched.

Dude, where is sarah?

i think she was mittuched

hooah

by kaydett April 14, 2010

Mattsch-kabob

1 guy sits on hard dick then second guy gets hard and continually stacks more people until it looks like a human kabob

Omg look at that awesome mattsch-kabob.

Or

"Omg Aaron, should complete this mattsch-kabob with 4 other men"

by Alizabethkaydence April 19, 2018

Mattchann

1. The best XBL gamertag known to man.

2. A freaking beast.

Dude, LMAC 1337 Mattchann.

You serious!?

by 13333337777777 September 25, 2011

Mattchann

1. A mega sexy dude with supreme hax.

2. A belief of being sexy.

3. Seepage through the anus of a strange purple liquid.

1. You see that guy? He's mattchann. He's the best.

2. I am so freaking Mattchann, don't you agree?

3. OHH!!! I JUST HAD A MATTCHANN!! AHHHH!!

by megahax1337 June 22, 2011

MattChaos14

A guy that will always be leaded towards guys and that likes it in the butt real hard. basically a normal guy that is just... insanely gay beyond anyones believes. Maybe he should get off of his lazy ass and start fuckin his girlfriend! Another douche bag who thinks he is cool and thinks he is always right. A hopeless fagget who gets a girl by almost bribing her ass before she leaves him! poor old dumb-ass... nothing more to say.

Hey dude... stop being a MattChaos14

Ya what he said!... grow yourself a dick and acomplish something in your life!

by Getsome69 June 9, 2010

mattchew

mattchew is the irish form of matthwew

"mattchew can't say matthew"

by -elle October 5, 2007