Definitions by megahax1337

Mattchann 

1. A mega sexy dude with supreme hax.

2. A belief of being sexy.

3. Seepage through the anus of a strange purple liquid.

1. You see that guy? He's mattchann. He's the best.

2. I am so freaking Mattchann, don't you agree?

3. OHH!!! I JUST HAD A MATTCHANN!! AHHHH!!

Mattchann by megahax1337 June 22, 2011