kaydett's definitions

mittuch

when in the process of sexual intercourse and/or fornication, the male will savagely beat the female savagely while screaming in german. at the end of the copulation, the female will be crippled, if not dead. if she cannot get out of bed for at least a day, she has successfully been mittuched.

Dude, where is sarah?

i think she was mittuched

hooah

by kaydett April 14, 2010