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Mattel HyperScan

some dude: the Mattel HyperScan SUCKS.
by Im sega August 13, 2020
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Trixie Mattel

A drag queen who wears a lot of makeup and won season 3 of All Stars

She is a living barbie doll
Do you know Trixie Mattel won All stars 3
Yeah of course!!
by pokemon27 June 12, 2018
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Mattel gun

A nickname for the original M16 rifle given to it by us troops due to its use of polymer parts and being lightweight, and also given that it was fragile and unreliable in its earliest iterations.
"I ought to try out this commie gun instead of that Mattel gun pos"
by Cakebutt September 10, 2025
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Mattel

A bunch of scumbags who like to ruin franchises for no f*cking reason.

EXAMPLES OF FRANCHISES THAT THEY'VE RUINED:
Thomas & Friends: At first they seemed to improve it, but sometime in 2017, some kid told a writer of the show that trains go places, but Thomas doesn't go anywhere, and so Mattel created BWBA (Big World! Big Adventures!), which in my opinion was the final nail in the coffin for the franchise, because the WHOLE T&F series was cancelled after Series 24, and then turned into the steaming pile of sh*t known as All Engines Go. Basically, the whole series turned into garbage that's made just to sell toys.
Bob The Builder: They turned a cartoony series into a realistic series and made it formulatic as hell, reminding TTTE fans of Sharon Miller.

In conclusion, Mattel are greedy nincompoops who do thinks that no one asked for.
Guy 1: So, why did you quit the Thomas fandom?
Guy 2: Basically, Mattel f*cked up everything great about the franchise and made it a baby show for no apparent reason.
by JanTheAnimatorOfficial June 17, 2023
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