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Squaddy matress

A squaddy matress is a girl who's slept with more than 5 members of our lovely armed forces. General slag, scally and chav.
"That Laura is a right squaddy matress she's shagged 17 of them!"
by ali December 8, 2004
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Mattossola

A person that makes up lies/stories for his own amusment in order to avoid seriousness.
"I tried to tell you that I'm pregnant but you continued to mattossola me all night".
by wtorres June 26, 2008
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Metrosketch

When someone who is not officially metrosexual, dresses and acts like he is. Is often subconscious. They will usually engage in bromances.
"Jack wants be a model, and subconsciously keeps his shoes clean, hence he is metrosketch."
by 615A September 15, 2009
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matryoshka

Set of wooden dolls of decreasing size placed one inside another. The name "matryoshka" (матрёшка), literally "little matron", is a diminutive form of Russian female first name "Matryona" (Матрёна) or "Matriosha".
Do you have slav toy in house like matryoshka?
by kasskata June 16, 2018
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Metrosexual

Dude A: yo fam, im such a metrosexual, i would fuck a train
by BeamoFan February 28, 2018
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Metrosexual

A man that cares about his self image and is most likely into more feminine ideas than the average dude. He'll more than likely make a better lady friend than most other men.
1. He's into man sculpting, and shaving everything but maybe his legs.
2. He goes to a salon instead of a barber.
3. He probably drives a coupe, or a sport hatch, never a truck.
4. He takes time to manicure himself and puts on cologne everyday.
5. He has style and may wear button-up shirts on off-work days, and likes Euro brand clothing thats tight fitting. He's also into wearing male jewelry.
6. His music taste may be classy or hip.
7. He's mainly a light drinker and will drink wine over beer.
8. He's more than likely into multiple arts.
9. He probably doesn't care for Sports, unless it's Volleyball or Tennis.
10. He's most likely into recreational activities.
Man that guy won't hang with us to grab a beer and talk sports. I wonder if he's..., nah man he's just Metrosexual.
by Shapeshifter89 April 22, 2017
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mitrosnitch

An e-feinding albino, who loves to snitch and stock on facebook.
Damn, that dude is a mitrosnitch, he was rolling balls, snitchin on the homies, and facebook stalking at the same time.
by Deezy F. May 27, 2008
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