Matheus

The Most Amazing person in the world! It is said whoever has this name has powers to seduce every women in the world! People with the name "Matheus" also contain in them magical powers.

oh Matheus just made feed his pet unicorn

by Timmyturnerjr November 29, 2011

Mathura

Divine, sweet and angel-like.

She's the girl who you'd see once on a vacation and never forget about.
She's the girl who would give you everything you wanted and more because of her generous heart. The girl you would trust in a heartbeat. The girl you would confide in and is always there willing to help you. The girl who's the source of many people's happiness with her pretty smile. Her smile, it could light up the darkest of places. It could warm your heart instantly.

She's the girl who deserves the world but just settles with the oceans.

"I wish Mathura was here right now, she'd know how to brighten this place up!"

by m87251126 December 24, 2020

mathom

A regift. A relatively trivial object that has repeatedly been given as a present. Strictly, a mathom is probably NOT an object with a tendency to decay (i.e. fruitcake), nor an object of obviously poor construction (i.e. a crooked handmade sweater or junk), nor a family heirloom or a useful "hand-me-down" article (i.e. toddler clothing), nor one which requires expensive upkeep (i.e. a large, exotic pet -- a proveribial white elephant).
Such objects most likely persist because they are slightly too valuable or unusual to dispose of outright or give to Goodwill, yet have such limited use or appeal that few wish to retain them. Modern-day candidates for mathomhood are commonly visible in catalogs for novelty electronics, pop art, junk jewelry, and sports memorabilia, as well as in roadside "local" gift stores.

"It was a tendency of hobbit-holes to get cluttered up; for which the custom of giving so many birthday-presents was largely responsible. Not, of course, that the birthday-presents were always new; there were one or two old mathoms of forgotten uses that had circulated all around the district; but Bilbo had usually given new presents and kept those that he received."

-- J.R.R. Tolkien, The Fellowship of the Ring, p. 65.

by Alf112 January 1, 2007

Mathocide

The act of completing or overthinking too much math in a certain or specific amount of time and could evidently lead to mass murder

"Did you hear about Tom?", "yea he went on a Mathocide and ripped his teachers foot off and beat the classroom kids with it"

by Different May 1, 2014

Mathturbation

(n.) The act of deriving equations just for the sake of deriving them, at no apparent gain to the student.
In verb form, to mathturbate is to perform such menial mathematical labor.
mathturbatory: characterized by excessive mathturbation

"The professor spent three hours deriving the equation on the board because he thought it would help us understand the concept better; really, however, he just confused us with his senseless mathturbation."

"The homework problem required hours of mathturbation, with the end result being a simple identity that appears in the index of every text."

by D. S. A. September 22, 2007

madhouse

psychiatric ward,a place for the mentally unstable

Hey Stogie ,you wanna go down to the Voodoo Lounge and have a few beer's? it's 25 cent draft night. No thanks,I was there last week,it was a madhouse.

by stogie66 June 17, 2010

mathfuckery

the sense of confusion that a difficult math problem causes a person who is not good at math

I was trying to do my taxes, but the mathfuckery gave me a headache.

by Mom-Brain July 28, 2013