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Matheu

An absolutely amazing person, the best friend or boyfriend you will ever have. Fantastic sense of humour. Often quiet but shines out as an extremely intelligent individual. Also a fantastic lover, but doesn't get around a lot, he saves it for the right girl. Good suits are Lauren's, Jessica's and Holly's.
Person 1: Wow, that guys really funny and quite sexy!

Person 2: He's a Matheu
by BananaIsland22 August 29, 2012
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Matheus

The creator of the disease known as "Fanboy-ism", a disease where a soccer fan follows the player/team that is currently (at that time) the best.
I'm so glad that I was able to know what my disease was, thanks to the genius of Matheus.
by Daryun Machete May 1, 2010
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Matheus

Matheus is an absolute fucking unit in the bed. He is a Brazilian man with a huge penis. Matheus will most likely steal your girl and absolutely rip her apart in bed. If you see a Matheus RUN AWAY!!! because he will destroy you in bed and the fuck your dead grandma.
Guy 1: Watch out I heard that guy is a Matheus.
Guy 2: Yeah he stole fucked my girl and now she’s handicapped.
by True DEFINITI0N December 1, 2021
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Matheus

A gay man who is overconfident and thinks he is so good. He is super bitchy around his friends and family.
Gay ass matheus
by Lukiebunny506 June 12, 2018
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Matheus Lima

Fag who thinks he has awesome hair most times. Brazilian decent loves penis generally.
Wow he is a total Matheus Lima.

Dude! stop pulling a Matheus lima!
by Chimobes February 1, 2010
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matheux

Matheux is the most genuine person you will ever meet. He cares about other people so much so that he forgets to care for himself. He is very down to earth and gives the BEST advice, and is such an amazing boyfriend. Matheux is a very “give it as it is” kind of person and will tell you how things are. He will be a good ft buddy, and is very protective. He will love you so much, but it will take time for him to completely trust in you and your intentions. He will always be there for you, so don’t push him away.
Did you see Matheux comforting Anika?”

“Yea, I did! Matheux is such a great person to be around!!”
by Annie or whatever July 3, 2022
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Matheus

An idiot that thinks he is good at fifa and at everything. He is nice to all of his friends, but gets bitchy around his family.
That guy is a grumpy old Matheus.
by Lukiebunny506 June 12, 2018
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