Matzo crackers

A derogatory term about Jewish people....Matzo because they are Jewish....Crackers because they are white....

The matzo crackers over there want more challah bread....

by Happy Bunny March 25, 2021

matzofarian

A dreadlocked jewish kid with who loves loves jam bands, and lives on his parents trust fund. Basically a jewish trustafarian. You can usually find them areas with concentrated dirty hippie populations such as Boulder CO. or Burlington VT. They typically cling to one esoteric gimmick after another and have no ability to understand the self sustaining masses. They have a prepensity for giving themselves too much credit, and honestly believe that they have earned what has been given to them.

One of my lab partners in my environmental science class is a vegan matzofarian who won't shut up about his trancefusion music collective.

by shanty23 July 22, 2011

Matzoh Fever

The uncontrollable urge of a Goyim (gentile) to have sex with a Jewish person.

Me: Wow, Sarah Silverman is Hot! She gives me the Matzoh Fever.
Jimmy: Yeah, I know what you mean. I hope her pussy is Kosher, cuz I'd eat that any time.

by jbszee March 14, 2009

Matzos

A cracker-like food made in boards out of wheat, flour and water. Traditionally a Jewish food and eaten throughout the year. Jews always eat this at Passover as unleavened bread.

"Do you like Matzos?" Asked Jim,
"Of course, I'm Jewish, they're especially good with jam or chametz!"

by Nerd Alert! May 11, 2017

Matzah/Matzo

1. Unleavened bread, replaces the 5 forbidden grains during Passover (Wheat, Spelt, Barley, Rye, and Oats/two rowed Barley)

2. A song on JibJab

1. Moses created Matzah during Passover

2. Matzah!

by Sir Tiki June 29, 2005

Matzoballing

A tea-bagging done by a Jewish person.

Hey Abe, remember that time in Camp Habonim when we administered a matzoballing on that putz Moishe? Oi vey!

by O.G.-YaYo December 2, 2009

Matzo balls

Another name for a Jewish man's testicles

That Jewish man has big matzo balls.....

by Happy Bunny March 25, 2021