Maury Show

A daytime talk show in which individuals, couples and families air their personal problems to a national audience in a typically entertaining fashion. Various topics and issues explored include paternity testing, cheating spouses and lovers, and out of control children.

On a typical paternity episode:

'Maury, I ain't 100, I a 1000 percent sure he my baby daddy!'
'Do you think he looks like your son?'
'Sure, look at the lips, look at the nose, he's her daddy!'
'Let's bring out Sharnel!'
(Boooo)
"She a ho, she a ho, I ain't Laronda's baby daddy, she a ho!"

There is very little deviation in the dialogue from episode to episode.

Maury Show is one of the most entertaining programs ever created.

by Milton66 June 21, 2009

Maurytard

A corruption of the word Retard and the name of a television show host Maury Povich.

A person whom has appeared on the Maury Povich Show to recieve paternity test results for themselves.

This term can be used as an insult to describe someone who is loud, irresponsible, sexually indescriminate slutmanwhore stupid or uneducated.

Bitch betta find her babies daddy before she end up a Maurytard!

by Offshore_Remains December 23, 2010

mauryn

A Mauryn, sometimes referred to as a Lauren when ordering food or performing similar activities, is widely considered to be a truly outstanding individual. This person will undoubtedly and without fail exceed your expectations of support and kindness. She will see herself as flawed and imperfect, taken to be true by some, but will be revered for years to come. However, be wary of the angry Mauryn, for there is no cure for such a cold shoulder. If you encounter a Mauryn, approach with caution, preferably with some sort of treat.

I have a Mauryn for a friend. I made her angry once; I have the scar to prove it! Other than that, she's great!

by Chem_STARboy October 2, 2017

Maury Hancock

Maury is head of the Theatre Department and of the Honor Council at St. Catherine's School. He is well known for his mad directing and technical skills, uninhibited conversation, house in France, and messy office. Maury is one of few faculty members at St. Catherine's who actually possess intelligence and common sense. He affectionately refers to his wife as "La Princesse" and is a devoted pirate. Can be found at McVey theatre when his schedule permits, or brooding on the grounds with his Hagrid-like coat and wide-brimmed hat. Favorite earrings include a scull and crossbones and a bicycle chain link. He enjoys crossword puzzles, gourmet coffees and teas, esoteric movies, and his futuristic, computer-like cell phone. One can spot him by his unusual laughter.
Favorite phrases: "You're fired!" and <Insert nickname of the month here>, which include:
bumblebee
hummingbird
angel of the morning
sunshine
BAAAAAAAAZAAAAAAAAKAAAAAAAAAS!
The Ozzie
The Wankers
Nicola
etc...

Often accompanied by Todd the Child Molester or Bob the Genderless One.

Techie 1: How do we do this? I'm so confused.
Techie 2: Ask Maury, he'll know.
Techie 1: Yeah, but we still won't.

Actor 1: Should I move there?
Maury: Well, what do you think?

Boarder 1: So my curfew's twelve, right?
Maury: No.
Boarder 1: What if I had parent permission? Just for tonight?
Maury: How about your parents call the police, and have them call me. Then you can stay out til twelve.

Day Student 1: Have you seen Maury?
Day Student 2: Yeah, he's so creepy!

by Miriam and BAAAAAZZZ! January 22, 2005

maury show

on the show...
big dawg: that baby dont look nothing like me.
myesha: he yours, u're the only guy i'ev slept with.
maury: big dawg, you are NOT the father
big dawg: dumb ass bitch! what did i tell you. you need to keep your legs closed, biatch. i'm outta here.
myesha: (sob) (sob)
maury: dont cry myesha. i know you've slept with so many men. i would help you find the father. who's next on your "men i've slept with" list?
myesha: #43. jamal, but i think he's in jail. (sob)
maury: dont worry myesha, i would get him on the show.

I watch the maury show anytime i wanna feel like a retard.

by pimpsville August 9, 2004

masturyak

Giving oneself pleasure via a solo kayak adventure.

Kent was so stressed out the only to relieve the pressure was to masturyak on the river.

by Kayakman Dan August 25, 2008

Majury

a majury is one in a million. most commonly found amongst friends and family with a smile on his face. brightens everyones life with his kindness. loves meeting new people as he can get on with everyone. cared for greatly. he's good with his hands, a bit of a handy man doin jobs for anyone who asks. he is someone who will do what he can to make life easier for loved ones.

then there's another kind of majury who mostly comes out at the weekend. party animal extrodinare. not someone to share secrets with. usually under the influence of some kind of substance. always the life and soul of the party and center of attention. wherever a majury is there' sure to be lots of fun and laughter

mona - what an amazing weekend!! ur so getting on like a majury. i love it!!!

marvin - yea i know its so funny? im having a fantastic time.

mona - just promise me you'll stay away from the smirnoff cause you know what happened last time.

by princess martina December 6, 2010