Masturcate

Masturbating while eating a meal. A combination of masturbating and chewing your food (masticating) at the same time.

I really wanted to pull my pud this morning before going to work but I'm short on time. Do I skip breakfast or skip masturbating? Maybe I'll just masturcate?

by Rixadork May 20, 2015

Masturvape

Masturbating and vaping at the same time.

Sorry I didn’t text you back last night. I decided to masturvape until 1am.

by djorangejuice December 22, 2017

masturcate

The act of masturbating as a substitute for medication. It's the combination of masturbate with medicate. Masturcate.

Rather than taking Aspirin, Joe masturcated to relief his headache.

by Manok October 18, 2003

masturcate

the process of jerking off into a woman's vagina while halfway in; the act of masturbating while fornicating;

I masturcated that girl so hard last night..it was awesome.

by DMoney March 3, 2004

Masturcate

The art of bending over and sucking your own penis.

I got so desparete last night I had to Masturcate!

by Master Zen December 30, 2007

Masturfrape

A combination of the words masturbate and frape and involves the "Masturfraper" putting obscene statuses on their own facebook profile in an attempt to make people think someone else is fraping them. Is done typically in two situations:

1) Someone is attempting to be funny.

2) Used as a method to avoid an awkward situation where they have done something wierd, or socially unacceptable on facebook, and don't want people to think it was actually them on their account at the time.

Mark "Dude I had to masturfrape last night after accidentally sending my girlfriend a link for porn :/" Tom: "I was wondering why you'd posted those rude comment on my wall!"
Mark: "Sorry about that man, I'm lucky she fell for it though otherwise I'd have been in HUGE trouble!"

by Murgers October 28, 2011

Masturape

Pretty much master + rape = masturape. When a servant,maid or slave pretty much anyone who has a master rapes there master ;3

John:hey dude did you see what that servant did to his/her master
Coral: yeah he/she did some extreme masturape

Master: hey...
Servant:yeah what is it:3
Master:I can't believe you masturaped me yesterday..
Servant:but I wuv you :3

by Yagmi :3 August 3, 2017