Mastobation

Masturbating while listening to music from the band Mastodon.
usually in correlation with the tempo of the song,guitar parts,or drums.
due to this fact,you often must change speeds and rhythm rapidly,making for a better experience.

Drew:DUDE! i just Mastobated to all of Leviathan!

Micky:No way! how big was your Iron Tusk?

Drew:Huge! it was awesome,its like i have a Hand of Stone!

-OR-

Mickey: I know just how to wake up my Sleeping Giant,ill just pop in Blood Mountain and...The Wolf is Loose!

Grandparents: Mastobation sure keeps our Hearts Alive!

so on and so forth...

by Dandy Ritcher February 24, 2011

mastralbating

To perform sexual acts on one's physical body whilst in the astral plane.

James astral planes and then sucks his body's dick. It's pretty hilarious to watch him mastralbating.

by Tnutz5000 October 4, 2010

Masturage

The frustration you feel after being walked in on mid jerk.

My mom doesn't know how to knock! I'm gonna have a Masturage.

by Trisha's da bomb May 5, 2015

masoracist

An individual who derives enjoyment from the act of self destruction of his/her race, culture, and/or ancestral ties

I am really glad Justin has chosen to acknowledge his masoracist tendencies and is attempting to address them by acknowledging the unmaintainable effect that mass immigration will have on his culture.

by BeardedMorty June 25, 2018

Mastrawank

When you take your penis and jack it off all over the place

I mastrawank 3 times a day

by D Flawless November 14, 2019

masturah

A girl that always want to fix herself to be better day by day. A women who preserved her self-esteem and always be a humble women. Kind, soft-spoken and love to help others. She will always appreciate your existence. Be her friends!!! She will definitely happy to be friends with you!

That adorable girl, namely Masturah. I love her.

by cuteunknown November 22, 2021

Masturah

beautiful, kind, loving and sweet. but never make him angry and you will regret

Masturah

by Tyannly November 23, 2021