mastershake

When a man masterbates and wipes off his hand, but doesn't wash it. Later, He shakes someone's hand that he doesnt like.

My boss sucks so bad I mastershaked him today when we met.

by DrDigits December 20, 2010

Masterhate

The act of masterbating because you hate yourself. The desire to masterbate due to self loathing. The self love equivalent of "hate fucking".

I was so ashamed that I lost my job that I went home and masterhated.

by JSteezy83 April 1, 2013

masterchief

a dude on the halo series

OMG its masterchief!!! were safe now!!!

by roflcopterasaurus October 14, 2009

Masterchief

The most badass character in the Halo series.

"We've all run the simulations, they're tough, but they ain't invincible. Stay with the Masterchief, he'll know what to do.

by Arori4 August 24, 2010

masterchomp

to take a large bite

I told her she could take a bite of my sandwich but instead she masterchomped it.

by yimminy January 23, 2008

masterhatin

The act of being cock-blocked, but while you're masterbating.

Guy 1: So I was yanking it real good last night, and my mom walked in. She kept on talking and wouldn't let me finish for at least a half hour.
Guy 2: Wow, she was masterhatin on you.

by aablmd82 July 9, 2010

mastershit

the ultimate shit. You have been constipated for days, then out of nowhere your body tells you its time to sit on the pot. Agonizingly for up to what could be as long as 3 hours the MASTERSHIT is delivered.

I need a Mastershit I reckon
I am delivering the Mastershit
AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH....MASTERSHIT
I have delivered the Mastershit
(other person) Jeezus baby, have you smelled the John? Has someone become Lord of the Mastershit recently?

by djbladdered March 13, 2009