Masticating

To chew something. Like steak. Not to be confused with masturbating

"I grabbed a steak and almost stuck it into my heart to commit suicide."
"Snap was spying on me and he was taking a video tape of me! And Loopin was masticating to it!"

by My Immortal Reader July 11, 2012

Mystical Sprout-Eater

A name used to describe anyone who is either mystical, eats an abundancy of sprouts or is just an amazing person in general.

Guy 1: Hey man, do you see that man climbing that skyscraper?!
Guy 2: Yep, he is one mystical sprout-eater!

by YouCanCallMeBrian September 1, 2013

Mystical

1: having a spiritual meaning or reality that is neither apparent to the senses nor obvious to the intelligence
2: involving or having the nature of an individual's direct subjective communion with God or ultimate reality

1: the mystical food of the sacrament
2. the mystical experience of the Inner Light

by Phil A. September 17, 2005

mystical creatures

These are creatures who we humans may or may not believe in. They can live anywhere, look like anything, and possibly do things we never dreamed was possible. most of the animals are related to magic which is why most humans have never seen any.

the yeti, loch ness monster, bigfoot, unicorns, goblins, sprites, fairies, etc. are all examples of mystical creatures.

by Mrs. Cullen July 5, 2008

Mastication

Mastication is the process by which food is crushed by teeth. To chew.

Bob: Hey, can I masticate here?
Joe: Sure, I'll watch you masticate.
Bob: I love mastication, and doing it with a friend is even better
Joe: Now I want to masticate...

by YouOnKazoo22 June 29, 2018

Mystical Sky Daddy

Another term for a god.

Lemme succ your mystical sky daddy

by Aotric January 22, 2018

masticate

To chew, or to (literally) move the jaw up and down in a chewing motion.

It can easily be mistaken for masturbate. A very good word to play around with, it is; so much that I played around with a newspaper teacher's mind by using it in a piece of writing.

You're a masticator, aren't you?
Yes, you are, you bad, bad man.
You like to masticate meat.
Just admit it, yeah, yeah.

by Drake Aldan March 7, 2004