Masterbolt

1. Misspelling of "Masturbolt"
2. The giant lightning bolt in Percy Jackson

"Hey, I'm Stelio and I like to masterbolt. Also, I can't spell good."

by Spencer Ace February 18, 2018

Masterblotting

The act of putting liquid LSD on your weiner

Masterblotting is the best

I think I'm just gonna stay home tonight and Masterblot

by blotman2020 May 20, 2017

masterbout

to think about someone during the act of masterbation; often someone who is seemingly, or literally, sexually unattainable

"I need to stop masterbouting my ex and move on."

"Yeah, I've been masterbouting your ex too, sorry man, I can't help it."

by LFatheistgirl February 12, 2009

Masterboat

v. The act of self-motorboating

Dude, that chick's boobs are so big she can masterboat!

by Motorboat233 January 4, 2011

Masterbortion

Masterbating while getting a abortion.

There are no masterbortions aloud here, only abortions.

by BilboSwaggins666 April 21, 2018

Masterbortion

The act of masturbating while getting a abortion.

Stop masturbating! This is a abortion not a masterbortion!

by BilboSwaggins666 April 21, 2018

Masterbortion

Masturbating while getting an abortion

Miss stop masturbating, this is an a abortion not a masterbortion

by Scp900 December 20, 2017