mastertasking

to do something unrelated while masturbating.

Jeff Simmonds likes to masturbate to porn while listening to basketball. He is mastertasking

by CrankMonkey August 1, 2012

Mastercaking

Master bating while eating cake

Slinging your meat while eating cake is mastercaking

by Dk25 May 11, 2013

masterbaking

The process of baking a batch of delicious treats for the sole purpose of eating them all yourself.

Nancy- Sorry I didn't answer your calls last night, I was having a vigorous masterbaking session: 20 muffins baked, 20 muffins consumed.

Beatrice- Oh, I love muffins, you should have invited me round.

Nancy- That would have defeated the purpose.

Beatrice- *hurt feelings*

by falkor swiftly September 10, 2009