by honkeyslayor December 9, 2008
Get the masterjack mug.A way of attacking someone in prison. You get hold of a padlock via paying off guards of stealing one of a gate and put it in your sock. Get 8 other people to do this and then beat the victim to death with them.
by udking420 June 28, 2020
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This is the act of cock blocking yourself. This can be done for a variety of reasons including, but not limited to; fidelity requirements, embarrassment, awkwardness, sobering up in the nick of time, etc. Doesn't happen very often and typically results in feelings of confusion and possibly guilt.
The hottest chick ever hit on me last night at the bar, but with my wife home with the kids and no one else to save me, I masterblocked by donning a helmet and a hula hoop, while running out the door screaming like a little girl.
by 00Snort00 October 18, 2011
Get the Masterblock mug.Today, I masterfuckingbated to Maria Tara Ryabushkina’s lesbian adventures. God!, she is so fucking hot!
by Bad C dev October 7, 2021
Get the masterfuckingbate mug.Tyler: "what did you do this weekend?"
Sam: "Oh, nothing. How about you?"
Tyler: "I was by myself so I decided to masterjackabate. It was like serious masterjackabation."
Sam: "With your llama?"
Tyler: "DUH!"
Sam: "Oh, nothing. How about you?"
Tyler: "I was by myself so I decided to masterjackabate. It was like serious masterjackabation."
Sam: "With your llama?"
Tyler: "DUH!"
by sexualpredator696969696969love November 4, 2009
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Get the Masterwackit mug.A Girl who loves to give it to guys. She has a monster cock and will make ur asshole bleed. She has a lot of hoes and many STDs. She loves guys who’s name is harith.(she’s a shemale)
Hareem: man harith I’m telling you, your girl is a monstercockdeesha!
Harith: she might be, but she’s great at hitting it from the back 😀
Harith: she might be, but she’s great at hitting it from the back 😀
by Harith lover 101 March 24, 2020
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