Mastermonica

A vaginal disease in which a vagina develops a hunger and eats things.

"Damn, that mastermonica bitch ate my dick off."

"After my recent mastermonica infection, I no longer crave penises up in there as much as I do Vatamin C."

"Now that I have mastermonica I have to order food for two lips."

by Clarice Suckadick March 21, 2009

Owen Masterson

A boy who flirts with every single girl on the planet, like anyone really.

"Yeah i saw billy flirting with another girl, she was our teacher!"
"damn he is such an owen masterson"

by Julia_penis_glitter January 23, 2018

Masterson

The best rapper ever extremely underrated and goated with the sauce.

Masterson is the greatest rapper ever and has a huge cock.

by Hi I’m just getting home March 14, 2022

Dick Masterson

1. A chauvinist who constantly contradicts himself, and uses insults, rather than solid arguments to convey his 'opinion'.

Dick Masterson: women line up to go out with me!
Her: I don't see any women lining up to go out with you, and even if there were, I would be last in line.
DM: maybe if you hit the treadmill more often you will be in first.

by amo1234 May 6, 2010

mastersoning

When you guzzle so much cum that it seeps into your cervix, thus impregnating yourself.

After mastersoning many men for many years, I finally got pregnant with a bastard child

by Franksgizz March 27, 2015

masterconing

Masterconing was with my misses last night and she caught me masturbate while Smoking a marijuana cone

I was with my misses last night and she caught me Masterconing On the toilet watching midget porn

by Aerosal Surgen September 12, 2022

garrett masterson

fucking weird
but also funny

garrett masterson is someone who try’s to drown you and throws you off your shoulders

by 69696 0K B00M3R May 26, 2019