masshole

1) A person from Massachusetts
2) A terrible driver
3) All of the above
Drive through Boston, and the meaning of the word will become clear.
WHAT THE HELL that fucking masshole just cut me off!
by Joel June 10, 2004
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Masshole

An adjective, typically used to describe a rude or discourteous person, most commonly in conjunction with the operation of a motor vehicle.

Examples of such behavior might include, but should not be limited to: tailgating, lane drifting, weaving, random stopping, randomly leaving a turn signal on, not using a turn signal to indicate a turn, inability to merge, inability to yield, inability to observe posted signs for anything, or any combination of these.
Just ride on the Mass Pike. Multiple examples will immediately come to mind.
by Andrew February 09, 2004
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I'm a masshole and I'm proud of it!
Sox and Pats kick ass!
by JasonGiambi December 10, 2004
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Masshole

Guy or Girl from Massachusetts who expresses love by busting your balls. All others bow to them because they're jealous of their ruleitude. They talk fast, walk fast, drive fast, think fast and no one gets their sense of humor because it is dripping with sarcasm. WE are proud of it, because we know that the rest of the country is too plebeian to understand the complexity of awesome that is us.
YoI'maMassholeGetthefuckouttamywayyacunt!Igotmoreawesomeinmylittlefinger.Westartedthiscountry,bitch!
by KateTheGrate August 13, 2010
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1.) According to an outsider...

The word Masshole is used to describe someone from Massachusetts who is a bad driver, obnoxious, belligerent, ignorant, arrogant, and rude.

2.) To a MASSHOLE...

It's a word we take with the utmost pride. We consider it a compliment.

We're not bad drivers...it's actually more like efficient aggressiveness. Maybe it pisses you off, but hey we get to where we need to be in a timely manner.

Obnoxious & belligerent? Yes. But this is something we also take with pride. Who cares if I'm dancing on my chair at a Sox game singing 'Sweet Caroline' at the top of my lungs while double fisting 2 beers? I sure as fuck don't...and if you do, then it probably means I'm having more fun than you are.

Ignorant & rude? No. We're just not fake. We don't go out of our way to stop and say, "Hi, how are ya?" to every Tom, Dick, and Harry we pass on the street.

Arrogant? Abso-fuckin-lutely.

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We took the kids to the Bruins parade for a nice family fun day in Boston and everyone was drunk, shirtless, and climbing on rooftops before noon time. That's the last time I expose my precious angels to a bunch of Massholes.
by DWowww January 25, 2012
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Those Massachusetts licensees who drive in upstate New York at excessive speed and tailgate slower drivers. They are prime targets of New York State Troopers on parkways and interstates. This behavior derives from the greater degree of urbanization of greater Boston, with its attendant accelerated pace of life, and the lax enforcement of speed limits by Massachusetts police.
"Pull into the right lane and let that Masshole in the SUV pass you out"
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Mix 1 part Massachusetts + 1 part asshole = MASSHOLE.
"Jason Wiseman is a total masshole!"
by GFYjasonwiseman October 16, 2012
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