masshole

1.) According to an outsider...

The word Masshole is used to describe someone from Massachusetts who is a bad driver, obnoxious, belligerent, ignorant, arrogant, and rude.

2.) To a MASSHOLE...

It's a word we take with the utmost pride. We consider it a compliment.

We're not bad drivers...it's actually more like efficient aggressiveness. Maybe it pisses you off, but hey we get to where we need to be in a timely manner.

Obnoxious & belligerent? Yes. But this is something we also take with pride. Who cares if I'm dancing on my chair at a Sox game singing 'Sweet Caroline' at the top of my lungs while double fisting 2 beers? I sure as fuck don't...and if you do, then it probably means I'm having more fun than you are.

Ignorant & rude? No. We're just not fake. We don't go out of our way to stop and say, "Hi, how are ya?" to every Tom, Dick, and Harry we pass on the street.

Arrogant? Abso-fuckin-lutely.

**For further information, watch my 'MASSHOLE' video, inspired by this website and all your definitions. Enjoy :)
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We took the kids to the Bruins parade for a nice family fun day in Boston and everyone was drunk, shirtless, and climbing on rooftops before noon time. That's the last time I expose my precious angels to a bunch of Massholes.
by DWowww January 25, 2012
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