furious mastrabation

An act of self-pleasure intended purely for the function of dealing with cronic stress. In many cases; this form of masturbation is grossly satirized with descriptions of men grinding their teeth, audibly growling, and exhibiting a pulsating forehead vein.

Larry : Dude writing my thesis fucking sucks. I'm going to fucking kill myself.

Barry : Dude ... take it easy man you know ... go home ... have a sandwich.

Larry : We are fucking beyond sandwiches here.

Barry : Have you tried furious mastrabation?

Larry : Furious masturbation?

Barry : Masturbating FURIOUSLY, just grabbing that little purple soldier and choking the fucking life out of him while you sit and think about how much your life fucking sucks.

Larry : You’re a genius Barry. I now understand why that bruise on your temple has never healed.

by Darker January 21, 2010

Maserati Problem

A Maserati Problem is the kind of problem or issue that your startup company will, presumably, experience some day.

"Some day" being when you're making millions of dollars in revenue, you have 100 employees, and you're driving around in a Maserati.

Calling something a Maserati Problem, then, is akin to saying you probably shouldn't be worrying about it if your closed beta is still 2 months from launching.

Person 1: "What kind of budget do you think we should set for miscellaneous pen and pencil supplies in our supply cabinet, given that a certain number of employees will steal a given amount per month?"

Person 2: "Uh, I think that's a bit of a Maserati Problem."

by briantechatl April 21, 2009

Maserati

A beautiful but high maintenance woman

"He always complains about his girlfriends."

"Of course, he only dates Maseratis."

by Toronto girl July 2, 2012

masgraine

A masgraine is a strong thumping headache you get occasionally while masturbating,this can get very painful when you orgasm and slowly pass after ejaculation.

i had a killer masgraine earlier dude
yeah what were you jerking to?
i was watching fisting on the net for four hours ,when i shot my muck.it felt like my head was going to explode!

by Adam the definer ! June 18, 2015

Masara

The most beautiful,Hot girl with the biggest booty ever. She has the best personality. you are so lucky to have a masara.

masara is hot

by Thefallenandrejected January 31, 2019

Masowallenfreude

Receiving pleasure from the act of another running into a wall or walls

Ben: so what’s your kink?
Raeton: I gotta say masowallenfreude does it for me.

by Rlesser22 January 19, 2020

Majora's Mask

1. Shorthand for the sequel to the Nintendo 64 hit "The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time," "Majora's Mask" gave the player a mere three in-game days to save the land of Termina from certain destruction. To aid in his quest, the main character, Link, was able to travel back to the instant he first set foot in Termina. Also called "The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask."

2. The main enemy of the aforementioned game, Majora's Mask was a mask with an evil spirit trapped inside, capable of turning even the most kind of creatures into a puppet, manipulated to perform the most heinous of acts.

1. In the game "Majora's Mask," Link had but three days to save the land, the people, and himself.

2. Majora's Mask's main weakness was its soft backside; with a good aim and a bit of practice, it became remarkably easy to defeat.

by Jack January 31, 2005