Making it stinky

When you're trying to ruin something intentionally

When your bro is making it stinky

"Oh man you made it stinky"

by purplegrrrl1107 August 24, 2020

Making the Bald Man Cry

Masturbation. Nothing else to add, really.

"Honey, would you like to say hello to my mother?"
"No thanks dear, I'm making the bald man cry."
"I live with a monster" (etc)

by Bonny lad November 11, 2004

National Stop Making Stupid National Days Day

April 18, 2018. just stop. -ali

National Stop Making Stupid National Days Day - it’s getting out of control

by ajjsjejjfdjhehcc May 27, 2018

Fishy Fishy, making it stinky

Fishy fishy making it stinky is a phrase that was birthed in the movie Goat Story that was reviewed once by the amazing Kurtis Conner. Fishy fishy making it stinky is used when you are sabotaging something like plans. When you use no one will suspect you (TOTALLY). If someone sees you doing this, you will sadly get the old fish in the mouth

"Hey! Now my plans are fishy and stinky who did this?"

"Sorry dude but I saw Sara fishy fishy making it stinky earlier!"
"What does that mean?"
"Fishy fishy making it stinky is used when you are sabotaging something like plans. When you use no one will suspect you (TOTALLY). If someone sees you doing this, you will sadly get the old fish in the mouth!"
"Oh, ok."
"Fishy Fishy, making it stinky is a phrase that was birthed in the movie Goat Story that was reviewed once by the amazing Kurtis Conner. Fishy fishy making it stinky is used when you are sabotaging something like plans. When you use no one will suspect you (TOTALLY). If someone sees you doing this, you will sadly get the old fish in the mouth!"
"Oh wow thanks"

by We are NOT the same person May 9, 2021

making coffee

When a person partakes in gossip, but misconstrues the details and often gets the story wrong.

Kevin told me the tea about my boyfriend’s infidelity, but I think he’s just making coffee.

by t3aspiller March 5, 2019

mormon mashing

When a Mormon girl mounts you and proceeds to dry hump; believing that this action is the equivalent of intercourse, but really it ends with her mashing your nuts into peanut butter through 5 layers of clothing. You'd be lucky to walk away with blue balls

John thought he would get lucky on his trip to Utah, but as she got on top he was soon overtaken by intense Mormon Mashing; after hours of ball mashing, he would only be told that she had to get to bed in time for church leaving him with a sore sack and a limp.

by NotJoeSmith November 16, 2014

mashing keyboards

The act of participating in "cyber-sex", that is the depiction of sexual content through the medium of a typed conversation on an internet chat room or online role-playing game. A very common occurrence in MUDs or anonymous chat sites, roleplaying as a person other than oneself is expected though not strictly mandatory. Masturbation involving one or both parties during the event is not unexpected.

While performed inside of online roleplaying games, it is not uncommon for the player characters to form a relationship within which the characters routinely cyber-sex each other as if they were in a "real life" relationship.

Many times in these relationships the players behind the characters will form emotional romantic bonds, possibly culminating in a romantic relationship outside of their cyber-sex medium. Just as often however are people fully capable of forming zero emotional connection with their online partners, even despite the heavy romance between their characters.

I logged on like it was going to be a normal day but when I saw my character's wife just crafted a new sexy dress we started mashing keyboards like there was no tomorrow.

by Papa Dwarf September 4, 2016