by Anonymous July 13, 2003

Once world famous Italian car company that is now owned by Ferrari. The Maserati Coupe Gt has a 4.2 liter V8 48valve 390hp engine (derived from the Ferrari 360 Modena) capable of pushing it up to 285 km/h (177 mph) with a 0.100 km/h (0-62mph) time of 4.9 secs.
Yo muthafucka , u hearin' that V8 Maserati growlin'
by alex December 6, 2003

a mythical cocktail made of unknown, or unknowable ingredients. Ordered by skiers after a day on the slopes. The exotic name evokes the sleek Italian sports car. Saying the name makes you think 'fast' and 'delicious'.
by AdamanEve October 11, 2005

Rich Maserati is an American rapper from Detroit, Michigan best known for his debut single "For My Guap".
by Formyguap April 18, 2018

Rich Maserati is an American rapper from Detroit, Michigan best known for his debut single "For My Guap".
by Formyguap April 18, 2018

A Maserati Problem is the kind of problem or issue that your startup company will, presumably, experience some day.
"Some day" being when you're making millions of dollars in revenue, you have 100 employees, and you're driving around in a Maserati.
Calling something a Maserati Problem, then, is akin to saying you probably shouldn't be worrying about it if your closed beta is still 2 months from launching.
"Some day" being when you're making millions of dollars in revenue, you have 100 employees, and you're driving around in a Maserati.
Calling something a Maserati Problem, then, is akin to saying you probably shouldn't be worrying about it if your closed beta is still 2 months from launching.
Person 1: "What kind of budget do you think we should set for miscellaneous pen and pencil supplies in our supply cabinet, given that a certain number of employees will steal a given amount per month?"
Person 2: "Uh, I think that's a bit of a Maserati Problem."
Person 2: "Uh, I think that's a bit of a Maserati Problem."
by briantechatl April 21, 2009

by The_Real_Deal_EZ_E November 17, 2010
