Maserati

Once world famous Italian car company that is now owned by Ferrari. The Maserati Coupe Gt has a 4.2 liter V8 32valve 390hp engine (derived from the Ferrari 360 Modena V8) capable of pushing it up to 285 km/h (177 mph) with a 0.100 km/h (0-62mph) time of 4.9 secs.

Yo muthafucka ,u hearin' that Maserati V8 growlin'

Maserati by alex December 6, 2003

maserati

Once world famous Italian car company that is now owned by Ferrari. The Maserati Coupe Gt has a 4.2 liter V8 48valve 390hp engine (derived from the Ferrari 360 Modena) capable of pushing it up to 285 km/h (177 mph) with a 0.100 km/h (0-62mph) time of 4.9 secs.

Yo muthafucka , u hearin' that V8 Maserati growlin'

maserati by alex December 6, 2003

maserati

a mythical cocktail made of unknown, or unknowable ingredients. Ordered by skiers after a day on the slopes. The exotic name evokes the sleek Italian sports car. Saying the name makes you think 'fast' and 'delicious'.

Nobody orders a maserati with a beer chaser.
Come up to my place and I'll make us some maseratis.

maserati by AdamanEve October 11, 2005

Maserati

An unreliable little shit that depreciates fast.

My maserati made me broke bro

Maserati by 𝝦𝝚𝝢𝝩𝝖𝝬 January 9, 2024

Maserati Problem 

A Maserati Problem is the kind of problem or issue that your startup company will, presumably, experience some day.

"Some day" being when you're making millions of dollars in revenue, you have 100 employees, and you're driving around in a Maserati.

Calling something a Maserati Problem, then, is akin to saying you probably shouldn't be worrying about it if your closed beta is still 2 months from launching.

Person 1: "What kind of budget do you think we should set for miscellaneous pen and pencil supplies in our supply cabinet, given that a certain number of employees will steal a given amount per month?"

Person 2: "Uh, I think that's a bit of a Maserati Problem."

Maserati Problem by briantechatl April 21, 2009

Maserati Hottie 

A very attractive female with a lot of money and/or expensive accessories.

That hot girl over there with the Chanel purse is a Maserati Hottie.

Maserati Hottie by The_Real_Deal_EZ_E November 17, 2010

Maserati Sex 

When I fine gentleman tells his comrades that he must depart for the evening in order to escort his mistress to her uber. However, his true intent is to sneak away to have sex in his white Maserati conveniently parked in the driveway.

Todd: Hey guys, I'm out. Gotta walk my girl home
Stonington: lol. Stop frontin. We know you 'bout to have that Maserati sex!

Maserati Sex by StoningtonCC October 6, 2019