mart fart

A usually silent emission of gas when endeavoring the weekly shopping rounds. One can be both a victim, or a perpetrator of a mart fart. The presence of multiple people in the shopping mart environment, makes it the ideal place to fart and not be the obvious farter.

Ralph was walking down the cereal aisle, and walked right into a mart fart cloud. Since no one was on the aisle but him, it must've seeped through the boxes from the juice aisle.

by Bada Bing, Bada Boom August 31, 2013

Wal mart fart

A circa 2011 term coined by a 350 lb man who was nosebombed by the winds coming from the asshole of an unmedicated lactose intolerant man after he had drank a triple espresso with half and half with a banana, usually smelling like a sweaty ripe ass that hasn’t been washed in four days Or smells like one of the fat people at Walmart taking a shit in the bathroom or also performing a dry dock at wal mart

Guy 1 dude I was in the crapper the other day and the guy in the next stall and it smelled like wal mart farts
guy 2 we don't have that issue at target must have been some guy after comic con
guy 3 or he must have been one of those ham planets on a scooter

by rayjay91 December 6, 2022

A Mary fart

Deadly

Did you do a Mary Fart?

by KosyKebab June 5, 2020

Martyparty

When an adult professional consumes four redbull/vodka drinks prior to the annual company holiday party resulting in loud obnoxious behavior with zero filter with regards to both content and volume of his voice.

That guy must have had a martyparty last night. I have never seen someone fired the day after a party.

by Sobriety 123 December 23, 2011

fart mart

a store that specializes in selling many varieties of beans.

Don't go to Charlie's this week. He shopped at that fart mart again.

by LaLaLander17 February 19, 2009

Fart Mart

going to a place with alot of people and release all sources of gas rudely.

Debby Lee realised her dangerous farts whcih made Target a fart mart.

by dai the thottie June 6, 2015

fart martyr

Someone who dies and gives up their own life for a fart.

Hey man i didn't know Osama was a Fart martyr.

by The dude who eats Kittens March 24, 2009