Martinsburg

The roughest city in West Virginia. Despite a rapidly growing population, everybody here still overdoses on heroin in the north side Wendy’s. 90 minutes away from D.C. and Baltimore, many people from the that area go here to feed heroin addicts their daily dose of heroin. If you throw up the wrong signs, you get killed. A lot of shit goes down at Martin Luther King Park, such as shootings on the basketball court and drug deals in the gazebo. You’re like to hear about the Martinsburg High School football team, which currently has the longest winning streak in West Virginia history (40 Games) and is on path to their 3rd straight state football championship. It’s not a shithole city if you don’t live in town, but if you do, their is always a body laying in the street (Someone who overdosed). The people are either southern and back country or hood act like they’re about it. It is mostly the people that live outside of town that swear they are the hardest of the hard.

Markel: “You Heat about Kevin. He was going D1 and play quarterback but he caught a federal drug charge.”

Travis: “That’s a shame. He didn’t come from a bad family either. Typical Martinsburg”

by Fuck Gay People October 26, 2018

Martisha

A most beautifuly gorgeous woman that will care for you in more ways than one. She will form a huge spot in your heart and will remain there forever. She is the nicest and smartest little lady you will meet.

My girlfriend is Martisha.

by The loving boyfriend May 20, 2009

martins

Someone you can't help but fall in love with. Once you meet a Martins your heart belongs to him. He's shy but so friendly. He brightens up you cloudy day and brings colour into your black and white world. He makes the best meals. He makes you feel special and cared for. Always asking if you're ok. The only way he breaks your heart is because he's got a girlfriend and you can't have him. He's such a loyal boyfriend. Loves to kiss and cuddle. He is so HOT! He is musically inclined and loves music. He can sometimes be lazy, but he still does what he needs to do. He has the most beautiful smile that can make anyones heart melt. He observes everything but says nothing. He sees the good in everybody even when it’s not convenient.

Martins made everyone so happy with his presence.

by Theslimmone February 4, 2020

maritsa

A very beautiful, divine, lovely female

Mmmmhmmm, looka looka. Ain't she a Maritsa

by sweeeeet January 19, 2003

martinsville

a city that comes alive when NASCAR is in town only. That's when everyone pretends this place ROCKS and everyone LOVES it here and you should move here and open your booming businesses. Why?? Because in all reality, when NASCAR leaves and all you out-of-town morons go home, we all sit at home with the phones off because 1) we're jobless, 2) the town is dead and there's nothing interesting to do here, and 3) we get 10 telemarketers call us every damn day because that's the only jobs available.

Guy #1: Hey, Let's go to Martinsville for the race this weekend!
Guy #2: Yeah! That's the only thing to do there besides eat at the restaurants.
Teen Girl: Like, OMGz Martinsville would TOTALLY suck if it wasn't for the choices of Ethnic foods! Lolz!!!1one

by blackice03 April 28, 2006

martinsburg high school

A school in the ghettos of West Virginia. Located in the panhandle along with Hedgesville High, Mussleman High, Washington High, and Jefferson High.

School colors: black and orange

School mascot: bulldog
School academics: suck
School sports: that's all we know

There's a bullet hole in the lunchroom window at martinsburg high school.

by artsygirl2011 April 8, 2010

Martinsville

Used to be the tire and sweatshirt capital of the world, is now the unemployed redneck capital of the world.

Let's go hunt for mullets in Martinsville!

by Pretentious Friend May 15, 2005